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Revised alternative autism criteria


This continues to be a side-project of mine. I sometimes really wish it was the 1800s and I could just up and declare myself a scientist and doctor and everyone would go with it. I’m planning to take these to my (autism-specialist) therapist tomorrow. I’ve done a bit of revising, added a few points, and clarified the impairment bit. Thoughts?

A. Differences in perception (at least 3)

1. Sensory defensiveness (ie, complaints or avoidance of any of the following: loud noises or places, bright lights, textures (food or object/clothing), tastes, smells, touch)

2. Sensory seeking (ie, stims or stimming behaviour such as rocking, flapping, finger flicking, hair twirling, spinning objects, etc or actively desiring any of the following: deep pressure or touch, vestibular sensation [swings, spinning in any context, etc], specific smells, tastes, or textures)

3. Auditory processing difficulties

4. Unusual, awkward, or delayed motor skills, or asymmetry between gross and fine motor skills (ie, clumsy but with strong fine motor skills, good gross motor skills with poor hand-writing or table skills, strong skills in a special-interest related area but poor overall [such as an ability to manipulate small objects but poor handwriting])

5. A reduced or lack of conscious awareness and/or use of allistic (not autistic) nonverbal behaviour and communication such as facial expression, gesture, and posture. This criterion should not exclude persons who have learnt to read or otherwise comprehend nonverbal behaviour by rote learning, particularly adults. Intentional learning to overcome an inherent difficulty in comprehension is supportive of this criterion. It should also not exclude persons who have been taught to use nonverbals to be less visibly different. In such cases, internal report of difficulty should take precedence over apparent behaviour.

B. Differences in cognition (at least 3, one of which must be 1 or 2)

1. Difficulty in beginning or ending (at least 1):

  • Perseverative thoughts or behaviours  
  • Needing prompts (visual, verbal, hand-over-hand, etc) to begin or finish a task
  • Difficulties planning complex activities
  • Catatonia
  • Difficulty switching between activities
  • Lack of apparent startle response
  • Preference for sameness (same food, same clothes, same travel routes, etc)

2. Difficulty in using language (at least 1, not necessarily present at all times):

  • Problems with pronoun use that are developmentally inappropriate
  • A reduced or lack of awareness of tone in self (ie, speaks in a monotone, childish, or otherwise unusual manner) and/or others (ie, does not perceive sarcasm or follow implied prompts, responds to rhetorical statements and questions in earnest)
  • A reduced or lack of awareness of volume (ie, speaks too loud or too quietly for the situation)
  • No functional language use (includes sign, PECS, spoken, written, and any other communicative language regardless of form)
  • Echolalia
  • Mutism in some or all situations
  • Uses scripts instead of spontaneous language (these may also be delayed echolalic in nature)

3. At least one special interest in a topic that is unusual for any combination of intensity (ie, does not want to learn/talk about anything else, collects all information about the topic) or subject matter (ie, unusual, obscure, or not considered age appropriate). Topics may be age appropriate and/or common (such as a popular television show or book), but the intensity of interest and/or specific behaviour (such as collecting or organising information as the primary focus) should be taken into account.

4. Asymmetry of cognitive skills

5. Talents in any pattern recognition, including music, mathematics, specific language structures, puzzles, and art (any one meets this criterion, not all must be present)

6. A tendency to focus on details instead of the broader picture, across contexts.

C. These differences cause impairment and/or distress in at least one context (ie, school, work, home), which may be variable over time. Impairment or distress may be defined variably, including meltdowns, anxiety, depression, a pervasive sense of not fitting in, and compulsive behaviours. It is necessary to remember that while the symptoms are not necessarily disabling in themselves, the social response to these symptoms can be disabling. The impairment or distress may be historical, with appropriate evidence to support this claim (ie, a documented history of meltdowns as a child, and only mild anxiety as an adult), as distress may decrease over time and with education.

D. Symptoms should be present in early childhood, but may not be noticable until social demands outpace compensatory skills, at any age


"aren’t you, like, over les mis yet?"


(quote source, for those of you who have not already trolled through and read most of the first five or ten pages of top-rated Les Mis fic)


replace all the vowels in your name with the letter ‘a’ gO 


choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

I just started choking on water in an open-plan office for like a full minute and everyone came around to stare at me and make sure I wasn’t choking like to death while I made these horrible wheezing noises around the feeling of some throat obstruction which could not possibly have been anything but water or air and I thought of this post the entire time


i’d like to see andrew garfield as an extra in the background of a scene in avengers 2. no talking. no focus on him. just him in the background taking pictures.


Do you ever go to your fridge because you’re hungry, but once you open it you just stare inside and want none of it? You open your pantry but still nothing appeals to you. Maybe someone even comes and suggests something, and even though you don’t know what you want, you still know that everything they said isn’t right. So you just stand around confused and hungry for no reason.

That’s what it’s like to be an asexual with a sex drive.

okay, so I was talking with my mother about how we both hate our given names

and I said I wouldn’t have minded my great-grandmother’s (Sylvia) except that she was kind of a terrible person; my mother replied that she wouldn’t have minded one of my other great-grandmother’s (Goldie), and while I’m going “oh ugh really” (because I know nothing about the woman but that is a terrible name), she adds thoughtfully “Though I guess she wasn’t too good a role model either, what with killing her second husband.”

she insists she has mentioned this to me before

I am pretty sure I would have remembered hearing that my great-grandmother shot and killed a man

more writing fun: they say write drunk edit sober but when I write either drunk or tired I just end up with patchwork scenes where like the eloquent wordsmith characters have dialogue written as “My only role in this [what’s the fancy term for clusterfuck?] was to ensure [that he didn’t plan his plan like he should’ve…?]. [and then possibly add something about how this occurred because the dude’s an idiot]”

I should probably add more discussion of religion to the things I write, especially things along the line of this fantasy culture where everyone says things like “oh my god” in spite of the fact that no one actually prays or mentions religion ever, but I can’t move past the awkwardness of making fictional characters say that they do/do not believe that a sympathetic higher power guides their lives

it seems like such an “everyone turn and stare at the author” kind of moment

person: so where did you learn html?
me: not.... neopets...


yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.

Capitalists: Capitalism is the best system because it works by the laws of nature. Darwin! Natural selection! Only the strong survive!
Kropotkin: Actually, Darwin pointed out that in numberless animal societies, the struggle between separate individuals for the means of existence disappears, that struggle is replaced by co-operation and how that substitution results in the development of intellectual and moral faculties which secure to the species the best conditions for survival.
Capitalists: No
Darwin: Yes




Midwest pride ya’ll

Home. This is home.

Midbest always.






Midwest pride ya’ll

Home. This is home.

Midbest always.