Jacqueline Lichtenberg in Fic by Anne Jamison (via treizquatorz)
OMG, the next fanfic gathering or workshop or blog should totally be called The Irritated Oyster. I’m getting bunnies for the logo as I type.
Invented allies of Mordor: The Chieftains of the Haradrim
«Harad’s tribes were divided —at least in the minds of the men of northwestern Middle-earth— into those of Near and Far Harad, although there were many tribes of the Haradrim, often mutually hostile.
Those of Near Harad were brown-skinned, with black hair and dark eyes, whereas the people of Far Harad had black skin.
Many say they only banded together due to the fact Sauron was slowly regaining power, and were fearful of Sauron if they continued to war against one another.»
Land of the free home of the rich
What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.
don’t hate kesha because she’s a woman who makes party music
hate her because she’s a transmisogynist who did blackface at least once
yes you fucking weirdos
I want there to be british people on the internet wearing coonskin hats and cowboy boots and defending themselves with ”don’t have a cow, dude, we just think american culture is totally bangin’, ya dig?”
Better:How do I feel about coming to an AI to seek this validation of false opinion and misunderstanding, it is bad.
All my developers are females
SHUT DOWN BY AN AI, SON
Pray for South Korea
You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.
when I think of how much money I wasted on batteries before electronics became rechargeable I want to weep
I came up with a term
it’s where you take something that society deems romantic and make it platonic
i’ll.. i’ll leave the room now…
i swear to fuck bird if you shit on me we’re not going to have a good day