I’ve been lurking on the SomethingAwful forums since about 2005 and while they’ve certainly gotten better (I didn’t even bother to sign up until the rape jokes and RON PAULS were more or less cleared out) they’re still ~75% shit
Gravity Falls is back and it’s one of my favorite shows and the theme is really great so I decided to mess around with it.
Sometime around 2am, my cat Scrambles hit the space bar on my keyboard and iTunes started playing. I’d been practicing one of my acts before bed, so I had a playlist of just that song, entitled Spider Pussy. It played 85 times in a row, at full volume, with the windows open. The only lyrics in Spider Pussy are the words “spider pussy” over and over. Those words were probably sung 4500 times last night. There is no hope for any good relationship with my neighbors.
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
This is a kitty cat mushroom cloud.
This is gif excellence.
I’m on this wikipedia article for lightning and
There are three primary types of lightning; from a cloud to itself (intra-cloud or IC); from one cloud to another cloud (CC) and between a cloud and the ground (CG). Because human beings are terrestrial and most of their possessions are on the Earth, where lightning can damage or destroy them, CG lightning is the most studied and best understood of the three types, even though IC and CC are more common types of lightning.
is it just me or is this a weirdly charming passage
wikipedian objectivity allows for the existence of non-human readers who need human habitation and culture explained to them
Archaeologists working on the University of Birmingham’s Stonehenge Hidden Landscapes Project made the discovery after mapping the area using sophisticated surveying tools, including remote sensing techniques.
These devices allowed them to see the grounds underneath and around Stonehenge, and what they found is nothing short of amazing: a veritable landscape of structures.
this is how u use tinder right
he came out of left field with this one
i thought for a second he might have just copied someone else’s thoughts but he should have said “affecting” so i think this dude might really care about the whale epidemic
Leandro Erlich - Swimming Pool
Leandro Erlich, Argentina b.1973
Swimming pool 2010 Timber, swimming pool ladder, plexiglass an water
“An extraordinary and visually confounding installation…Erlich constructed a full-size pool, complete with all its trappings, including a deck and a ladder.
When approached from the first floor, visitors were confronted with a surreal scene: people, fully clothed, can be seen standing, walking, and breathing beneath the surface of the water.
It was only when visitors entered the Duplex gallery from the basement that they recognized that the pool is empty, its construction a visual trick fashioned by the artist.
A large, continuous piece of acrylic spanned the pool and suspended water above it, creating the illusion of a standard swimming pool that was both disorienting and humorous.”
what the hELL
someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing