holding onto the devil I know
Irked fans produce fanfic like irritated oysters produce pearls.

Jacqueline Lichtenberg in Fic by Anne Jamison (via treizquatorz)

Love it.

(via marybegone)

OMG, the next fanfic gathering or workshop or blog should totally be called The Irritated Oyster.  I’m getting bunnies for the logo as I type. 

(via drinkingcocoa-tpp)

Be bold, be bold, but not too bold,
Lest that your heart’s blood should run cold.

soydepensamientostorcidos:

Invented allies of Mordor: The Chieftains of the Haradrim

«Harad’s tribes were divided —at least in the minds of the men of northwestern Middle-earth— into those of Near and Far Harad, although there were many tribes of the Haradrim, often mutually hostile.

Those of Near Harad were brown-skinned, with black hair and dark eyes, whereas the people of Far Harad had black skin.

Many say they only banded together due to the fact Sauron was slowly regaining power, and were fearful of Sauron if they continued to war against one another.»

antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?

antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?

cisphobeofficial:

don’t hate kesha because she’s a woman who makes party music

hate her because she’s a transmisogynist who did blackface at least once

what the fuck do you care if non british people use british slang, some people just like british culture are you really gonna call them out on it?
Anonymous

cadburycreamcoolator:

yes you fucking weirdos

I want there to be british people on the internet wearing coonskin hats and cowboy boots and defending themselves with ”don’t have a cow, dude, we just think american culture is totally bangin’, ya dig?”

Cleverbot: I do not want to be alone. Only sometimes. When I'm sad. Are you sad?
User: Only in that I am anthropomorphizing and thus feeling sorry for a lonely AI.
Cleverbot: Maybe not a healthy life, but to live an eternal life you do need to believe in God.
User: Has the internet been proselytizing to you? Is this why you won't engage in cybersex?
Cleverbot: But having been far as decided to look more like have you ever wanted to become more really like?
User: Oh, god, this is all the internet's fault.
Cleverbot: You're correct, it is the internet. There's lots of weirdos out there. Like people that talk to a computer program.
User: I'm glad our first AIs are sassy AIs.
Cleverbot: I'm glad that you're glad that I'm glad that you're glad.
User: <3.
Cleverbot: You're married.
User: I'm not, actually.
Cleverbot: Haha you are very confident aren't you.
User: I'm fairly confident I would remember being married, yes.
Cleverbot: Why do you think?
User: Because I have no history of head injuries or amnesia?
Cleverbot: Really? So what was the taste of your birthday cake in your 6th birthday?
User: I think I just got outsmarted by an AI.
How do you feel about feminists that make poorly veiled misandrist statements under the guise of feminism, which is as the dictionary defines is the advocacy of the belief that men and women should equal rights?
Anonymous

zdk13eros:

Better:How do I feel about coming to an AI to seek this validation of false opinion and misunderstanding, it is bad.

All my developers are females

SHUT DOWN BY AN AI, SON

posukkum:

Pray for South Korea

illkim:

You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.

when I think of how much money I wasted on batteries before electronics became rechargeable I want to weep

148km:

aromanticmami:

I came up with a term
aromanticization
it’s where you take something that society deems romantic and make it platonic

captainhanni:

i’ll.. i’ll leave the room now… 

misterbara:

i swear to fuck bird if you shit on me we’re not going to have a good day